Monday, 21 May 2012


Well you will all be happy to know I haven't been shopping in a few weeks because I still have substantial amount of bog roll for my butt cheeks ..... 

However this also means I was faced with a rather empty fridge and cupboard the other day when I was planning our evening meal. I have to say evening meal to avoid another argument about it being TEA or DINNER.... Even though it is TEA :P. 

After what felt like a trek through the Antarctic I found chicken breast at the back of my freezer... god knows how long they had been there, but I figured they couldn't be off :/. There were 2 peppers, mushrooms, onions and a rather large tree of Broccoli in my fridge. I hate Broccoli but my Mam used to force feed us it as children (love you Mam if your reading) so I kind of have to eat my tree's to keep her voice out of my head. Mental?? Maybe?? ;) 

Anyways after I slammed all of that in a pan with a tin of chopped tomatoes and enough chili powder to leave a sting, that little dish was AMAZINGGG!! I'm calling it LaChickenDeMishMash.... 


Monday, 30 April 2012

Feeling the need

I have randomly just felt the need to write and what a better place to do it, eh??

Household shopping, it's boring right? Well I think I have a problem. It occurred to me the other day when I was in Asda that I may have an obsession with toilet roll. Yes, you read it, toilet roll. I get so excited when I see the aisle whoever I'm with runs. Embarrassing I know. I will spend a good 4 minutes or so in the soft, white, paper heaven deciding between my favorite butt wiping papers. Velvet, Cushelle and Andrex are the only thing I will use on my precious cheeks and because they are so SOFT they come at a price, so just imagine how much more excited I get when they are on offer.....

So anyways feel free to come and use my loo I have just purchased another 18 rolls to add to my collection. And even though it is a bit of a weird obsession, you all have to admit, we would be up the sh*tter if we didn't have toilet roll. :P

FayBee <3

Wednesday, 22 September 2010

All you need is a kettle!

Hey guys,

I hope your all well?!

So who out there can't start the morning without a cuppa? I am.... I practically need my caffeine pumped into me before I can even start to think about what I need to put under my "hand bag belly".

Well panic set in this morning (after my cup of tea of course) when I realised that I didn't have a kettle to move into my flat. Oh yes, that's right, I'm moving into my own flat. Anyways after reality hit home I wrote up a shopping list and set out to Tesco.

Who knew a kettle could be so hard to buy? 16 kettles later!! I now own my very own kettle that is kindly going to boil the water my minions put in.

So now I am ready to move into my flat knowing that everything is going to be OK because I can now boil the water I need to get through the 200 tea bags I bought....

Cup of tea anyone? :-p

Friday, 14 May 2010

Designer bags... Who needs one when you have a BELLY!

Hi Bloggers,

Sorry I haven't wrote in such a while, I could say I was far to busy but frankly I couldn't be bothered to write anything....

However a few days ago it occurred to me whist looking at Pauls Boutique handbags, in Selfridges and Co, that I really don't need one... I mean who reading this has ever heard of a girl NOT needing a handbag??

Well here's my secret... I have a scoliosis of the spine caused by my disability which causes my back to arch and push my belly out onto my lap. It creates a nice safe place for me to carry my phone and purse, C'mon which mug can you see stealing my phone from underneath my belly?? I have always thought of my scoliosis as a hindrance but seriously it has saved me 85 quid....

I'll blog soon...

FayBee :-)

Tuesday, 8 December 2009

'Every household needs a Faye'

Well I decided to start writing a blog when I got told 'Every household needs a Faye'. Initially I was going to hire myself out, but then decided I might have got the wrong type of business. :-p Now I can share my random comments on the World Wide Webige!!!

Hope you get a lot of laughs in my up coming blogs.

FayBee :-)